...to nether regions of you. It's Cthulhu soap. Of all of the different iterations of kitch Cthulhu fannishness, none disturb me so much as the soap. It's one thing to put a cute looking plushie on your shelf or on your bed, but quite another indeed to rub those gelid tentacles all over yourself. I mean... eww.
But really, the concept of any sort of character soap kinda wigs me out. I'd rather not imagine the sort of person that first thought of this as a good idea. I can't see any way that this could be healthy for a child, much less an adult...
edit: Sorry, forgot to mention earlier. The link came via Derek, the Bard.