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It Came From My SPAM!

I found this email waiting for me when I woke up this morning:

Subject: support group shadows for 1

When beyond prime minister flies into a rage, near bonbon hibernates.Where we can inexorably satiate our grain of sand.And find lice on the dark side of her bubble.And brainwash the dark side of her debutante.microscope bur of paycheck.bubble around, trombone for pork chop, and beyond snow are what made America great! admix deportee nottingham simply tang pong moron

Either the Illuminati has started sending messages through email or computers are developing sentience on their own. I don't know which scares me more.

Comments (5)

Zach:

Enigma takes us where dogma cant

gus:

Or.

it could be messages from groups which have decided to comunicate each other through spam.

because nothing can stop spam :)

Erik (the roommate):

Just as long as nothing comes through labeled "Lenie Clarke" we're ok.

And if you don't get the reference, I highly recommend picking up 2 books called Starfish and Maelstrom.

Amanda:

Maybe it is bad poetry spam? You know, the whole idea of it is better to be published than not at all? And what are you doing opening Spam anyways?

Jason:

What's funny, Amanda, is that my next spam-related project is to turn my spam into some found poetry. I'm just waiting for the right spam to come in.

And I opened the spam mostly because it looked non-standard. The subject line wasn't filled with the usual run of advertizements for things that I neither want (free porn, a cheap college degree) or need (a larger penis, viagra).

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