I'm not the first person to do this, and I doubt I'll be the last, but some of my spam over the past few days has been particularly lyrical. I've changed some punctuation here and there, but not a single word. So, here we go:
Support Group Curses
Fetishist living with philosophers,
Behind dolphin and gypsy,
Behind oil filters.
What made America great?
Still pee from blood clot near customers.
Boogie her about,
Curse with near power drill.
He called her Kevin
(or was it Kevin?)
Synchronous intimal betoken position.
Fancy white.
Ridiculous.
Curse Labyrinths
Unlike so many necromancers
Who have made their gentle onlooker to us,
Unlike so many brides
Who have made their boiled avocado pit to us,
And pour freezing cold water
On the dark side of her maestro,
Dingy gainesville buried whomever.