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There Are Not Enough Monkeys!

I told you! I fuckin' told you! I've been saying it for years, but did you believe me? No! Well now you'll see! You'll all see!

Witness, as my proof, the article in New Scientist titled "Primate shortage could slow medical advances," wherein you will discover that "Not enough apes and monkeys are being bred for scientific research, and the shortfall could be slowing ground-breaking advances into neurological disease, HIV, drug development and genetics."

Why must we slow down the progress of science? Why must people be so backwards? "[T]he US now breeds fewer than 100 Indian-rhesus monkeys each year." Fewer than one hundred? Madness!

We need more monkeys, people! More! Go out and do your part! Breed those monkeys!

Comments (2)

gus:

I know that its for the greater good and all but at the same time i think about what if "something" decided to use us humans as experiments for the good of them without us having anithing to say about it.

jason:

How do you know something hasn't already? ^_-

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