my Japanese speaking skills + Alcohol (within limits) = Better Japanese speaking skills
Given: I have a bottle of vodka in my freezer.
Given: I had my Japanese oral exam today.
Conclusion? I should have had a few shots before I went to take the exam.
Unfortunately, my math skills are not good enough for me to have realized this until after the exam.
Also, my math skills are not good enough for me to express the above equation in a way that would come off as... uhm... clever? Accurate? Cool? Funny?
Help?
Update: I got 94% on my oral exam. Which means either that my sober spoken Japanese is much better than my conscious mind is willing to comprehend ('cause my conscious mind is telling me about all of the things I said things wrong or didn't understand) or my Japanese teacher has a crush on me.
Comments (6)
Well done! Considering that my Japanese knowledge has been reduced to saying "Soo desu ka?" "Soo desu nee!" at random intervals, I applaud you on your continued education. Kudos!
Posted by Eric (in Derby) | December 11, 2004 9:24 AM
Posted on December 11, 2004 09:24
I think we can eliminate the possibility of your teacher having a crush on you. There's only so much that's believable in the world.
Posted by Marc | December 11, 2004 10:12 AM
Posted on December 11, 2004 10:12
Haven gotten MANY A's on "Oral" exams I just figgured I would welcome you to the club... Call me sometime freak boy I lost your number
Z
Posted by Zach | December 11, 2004 10:21 AM
Posted on December 11, 2004 10:21
Zach.... While I do agree that you probably get many A's in that class, Jason's got plenty of tutoring on all things oral. So, it's no big surprise to hear him putting all that down time to good use.
Posted by Jon | December 11, 2004 9:29 PM
Posted on December 11, 2004 21:29
Oh, and Jason has your number. You can thank me later.
Posted by Jon | December 11, 2004 9:30 PM
Posted on December 11, 2004 21:30
Uhm... Not tutoring from Jon, mind you...
Posted by Jason | December 11, 2004 10:27 PM
Posted on December 11, 2004 22:27