Watashi No Tsukue Ga Kimashita Yo! Watashi wa tsukue ga arimasu! Tsukue ga totemo ii desu. Soshite, Ooki desu kara takai dewa arimasen. Kinou hondana ga kimashita. Watashi wa totemo ureshii desu!
(For the Japanese-impaired: "My desk came! I have a desk! My desk is very nice. Also, it's a big desk but not expensive. Yesterday, my bookshelves came. I'm very happy!")
Seriously, the thing is of mammoth proportions. Made of wood, too. Real wood, not press-board. It's sturdy. I think a mammoth might be quite comfortable using it.
I'm so thrilled to have it. I feel more productive already.