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Things You Don't Want to Admit

Last night I dreamed that I was dating Kim Possible who is, you know, a cartoon. I'm just...

I...

I can't even bring myself to comment on all of the ways that's screwed up.

Comments (8)

Brian:

Um...uh...dude..that's just f*%$!ed up!! (I have been in the practice of curbing my cursing as a result of having a kid in the house)

You know, I would like to give you a really hard time about this... but I've had those dreams myself. Not with Kim Possible specifically, but, you know, -other- fictional characters, cartoon or otherwise... *sob*

Erik:

"And that's when the grappling hook cable ripped my pants free, leaving me standing in only my underwear.

'Oh Ron,' she said breathlessly."

Ben:

Well, you could have dreamt that you were dating Shego. That would at least be more interesting. Plus, unlike Kim, she's over 18, which means no strange looks from people and no chance of jail.

Bard:

Nah, its not weird, Jason. If Kim were...you know...actually of datable age and...well...real...I'd TOTALLY go out with her.

Err...I'm gonna shut up now.

Brian:

Considering the age thing maybe you should consider someone with more maturity like Patty and Selma.

Jason:

Thank you Lukas, Bard, for at least confirming that I'm not [i]that[/i] crazy.

Ben... Sheego's a little too... hhm... controlling for me.

Anyway, as disturbing as the Kim Possible dream was, it didn't wig me out half so much as the dream I had last night, wherein I let a horde of giant mites (they were each about the size of a dime) out of their store packaging so that they could clean off my DVDs for me. They did not, in fact clean my DVDs but rather bit me all over in most painful ways. Also, they ate my carpeting.

Marc:

Dude....just stick with the pictureless movie and coffee chick.

Leave the cartoons to the professionals.

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