Took my Japanese final yesterday, got the results back this morning (C-; overall course grade of B), asked my Japanese teacher out this afternoon. She said no (standard girl reason: "this isn't a good time for me"), but the look of surprise on her face was fucking priceless.
Comments (18)
I must say, Jason, you have got some serious stones on you.
Posted by Lukas | March 15, 2005 3:24 PM
Posted on March 15, 2005 15:24
heh. that's hilarious.
Posted by drd | March 15, 2005 3:56 PM
Posted on March 15, 2005 15:56
Pics? And don't tell me that you haven't gotten a camera phone yet.
Posted by Marc | March 15, 2005 4:16 PM
Posted on March 15, 2005 16:16
Lukas -
Not really a big deal. I mean, I had nothing to lose, you know?
Marc -
Camera phone aside, there is no world in which I would have had a rational excuse for snagging a picture of my Japanese teacher today. Or at any other point in time, come to think of it.
Posted by Jason | March 15, 2005 8:01 PM
Posted on March 15, 2005 20:01
I just read your blog for Tuesday, March 15: I know this sounds weird, but it made me think of this show, probably before your time called the Courtship of Eddie's Father. Their Housekeeper was named Mrs. Livingston. She was Japanese.
Posted by john | March 16, 2005 11:54 AM
Posted on March 16, 2005 11:54
The show was a bit before my time, yeah, but I just looked it up online. I'm not really seeing the connection, but hey, whatever works for you.
Oh, and my Japanese teacher was American. Well, she is American. Just no longer my teacher.
Posted by Jason | March 16, 2005 12:09 PM
Posted on March 16, 2005 12:09
did you see the hitch movie?
when they say "this isn't a good time for me"
it really means try again :)
Posted by gus | March 16, 2005 4:18 PM
Posted on March 16, 2005 16:18
You know, I had actually sort of wanted to see that movie. It looked kind of funny. Also, clearly, all of my dating advice should come from Hollywood... ^_-
(Which doesn't mean I'm going to try again - that's really never gotten me anything but trouble.)
Posted by Jason | March 16, 2005 4:42 PM
Posted on March 16, 2005 16:42
Clearly, we just have different styles. Here's how I would have done it (prior to the actual asking, of course.)
You walk up and say that you're a very sentimental sort of person and that you like taking pics of all your professors for a scrapbook.
OR
You say that you want to get a class picture.
OR
You admit to having a lunatic friend on the East Coast that doesn't think you can pull either of the two scenarios detailed above in a credible fashion such that you can get the associated folks to pose, and you'd like to prove him wrong.
Posted by Marc | March 16, 2005 6:44 PM
Posted on March 16, 2005 18:44
You should have worn your velvet fedora and pinky ring.
Posted by Lukas | March 17, 2005 6:55 AM
Posted on March 17, 2005 06:55
You should have told her that you think you're turning Japanese.
You really think so.
Posted by Erik | March 17, 2005 7:07 AM
Posted on March 17, 2005 07:07
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark....
Hey! Maybe you are turning Japanese!
^_^
Posted by Marc | March 17, 2005 4:41 PM
Posted on March 17, 2005 16:41
Damn, Lukas! You're so right! I'm sure she woulda been all over me if I'd been tricked out with pimp style!
Marc - you're referencing something, and I feel like I should know what it is. But I don't.
Posted by Jason | March 17, 2005 5:00 PM
Posted on March 17, 2005 17:00
I was expanding on Erik's ingenious quote. My post is the bridge to that song.
In case you don't know the song, it's called "Turning Japanese" and it's by a group called "The Vapors."
Posted by Marc | March 17, 2005 7:35 PM
Posted on March 17, 2005 19:35
I am more partial to the Auqa Shoes, and vat of bubbling oil... She turns ya down... you burn the ho.
Posted by Mike | March 18, 2005 10:01 AM
Posted on March 18, 2005 10:01
Marc -
I know the song, but only the chorus. It's the culturally relevant part!
Mike -
It's not like she spat in my face when she said it or anything. Very nice, in fact. No skin off my teeth, that way.
Posted by Jason | March 18, 2005 5:45 PM
Posted on March 18, 2005 17:45
I'm proud of you for asking her out. Really, my favorite part of your journal is whenever you talk about women and dating. You should ask more women out and get some good material. :)
Posted by Deb | March 29, 2005 4:44 PM
Posted on March 29, 2005 16:44
I'll work on it, Deb. Anything to keep you entertained. ^_-
Posted by Jason | March 29, 2005 10:02 PM
Posted on March 29, 2005 22:02