I bought a couch today, from my friend Mike. It's a relatively new couch, but Mike sold it to me for cheap, since he needed to get rid of it and he's not the type of guy to price-gouge. Go Mike! So, except for the wait, there's now pretty much no way in which it was bad for me that the delivery guys couldn't get the last couch I bought up the stairs into my apartment a year and a half ago.
I should maybe point out that this is The Most Comfortable Couch in the World™. In theory, another couch as commodious may exist in some bejeweled pleasure dome that lies in the mist-shrouded valley of fabled Shangri La. It's concievable that a couch approaching this level of luxury sunk with lost Atlantis. But I tell you true that the only couch that's more comfortable than this supports the mighty buttocks of one-eyed Odin as he quaffs his wine from the place of honor in many-doored Valhalla.
At least according to Lukas, who I just paraphrased. If by "paraphrased" I were to mean "invented whole-cloth every sentence of that last paragraph except for the first one."
But yes, I now have relaxing seating for more than one person and this is good.
Also, I saw an Outback on my way to Mike's and now I really want a steak.
Comments (7)
Blasphemy!
The Most Comfortable Couch in the World(tm) sits firmly in my mother's living room.
You know the truth, Jason! You sat your ass in it yourself! You enjoyed its wonders! Do not blasphemy against it!
Posted by Bard | April 23, 2005 6:56 PM
Posted on April 23, 2005 18:56
Well, your mother's couch is comfy, man, but I dunno... this one may have hers beat.
But, like I said, I was really just giving you Lukas' opinion on the subject... I'm innocent of all wrongdoing!
Posted by Jason | April 23, 2005 7:28 PM
Posted on April 23, 2005 19:28
That couch is more comfortable than my bed. Every time I sit upon it I fear that I will not be able to muster the willpower necessary to rise again from its enveloping perfection.
Posted by Lukas | April 24, 2005 9:56 PM
Posted on April 24, 2005 21:56
Heh. Next time you come over, if you're wearing a trenchcoat, I'll know it's to smuggle my couch out underneath it...
Posted by Jason | April 24, 2005 10:18 PM
Posted on April 24, 2005 22:18
he he he Amateurs the couch in my tv room has a permanent drain willpower on it anyone who rests on it will fall to sleep; first the living room then .....
Posted by gus | April 25, 2005 7:57 AM
Posted on April 25, 2005 07:57
...the world!
This couch is definitely sleepable, but it doesn't force you to fall asleep. That would pretty well suck if you were trying to read or watch tv.
I invite all to come and partake of my couch's goodness!
Posted by Jason | April 25, 2005 10:52 AM
Posted on April 25, 2005 10:52
Having owned said couch... and fallen asleep on it plenty.. it is pretty comfy... I wish I could have found a home for it in the apt... but GF did not want to put it in the dinning room with the table... *shakes his fist at the GF*
Posted by Mike | April 28, 2005 4:46 PM
Posted on April 28, 2005 16:46