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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Comments (18)

Marc:

Turns out that I'm headed to Level 2 cause I'm lustful.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ModerateLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)ModerateTake the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Erik:

Unholy crap, Marc, that's the most sinful chart I've seen so far.

Marc:

It's a hobby.

Eric:

Rockin! I'm in Limbo! And maybe a little hungry.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)LowLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very LowTake the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Bard:

I'm going to The Malebolge, apparently. Bah. That's it. I'm going to Robot Hell instead. At least there the Devil is a jaunty, iron clad, singing and dancing sort.

Jason:

Well naturally Eric doesn't end up on any level of hell. I mean, that'd sort of defeat the point, wouldn't it? It'd be like Adventure Friends - Eric shows up in hell and suddenly the place becomes rather pleasant...

But yes, incarnations of Hell wherein the Devil can play the fiddle and puts on song and dance routines are much cooler than the regular versions.

Erik:

Thou hast invoked obscure in-joke Adventure Friends. I'm going to be scraping that off my nostalgia cortex for the rest of the day, thank you.

Rich:

Alright, Level 5: Wrathful and Gloomy.

Aaron:

Level 1-Limbo. Ha! I be hangin' with Socrates.

Brian:

Jason - I haven't taken the test, yet, but as I don't have easy email access (they block almost everything at camp) I thought I you would like to know that Dar is playing October 19 in

Seattle, WA at the Moore Theatre.

gus:

interesting

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)LowTake the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Jason:

Aaron, Rich -

Congratulations on your Hell levels. I think I could cope with those.

Brian -

Thanks for the tip; I'll certainly be there.

Gus -

Yeah, I shoulda known...

Jeni G:

See you in the City of Dis. Level 6, baby! Though to be fair, levels 2 and 8 were close behind.

Bard:

Y'know, there's an RPG called "Abyss" that's set in Dante's Inferno. The game is silly, has no real point, and has a system mechanic that's closer to Warhammer than an actual RPG (which actually kind of makes sense when you realize that the game was developed off a previous miniature strategy game the company published)...

...but the setting info in the first 40 or so pages is quite neat.

Brian:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very LowLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)ModerateTake the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Jason:

Alright! I can think of worse fates than hanging with The Delightful Jeni Garber for all eternity (though I could pick better places than Hell, too...)

Brian - that's a whole lot of sin right there. You might want to have that checked.

Steeve:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ModerateLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)LowTake the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Jason:

Steeeeeeeve, you saucy guy, you.

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