Some monkey societies are advanced enough to have police. What I want to know is, do they still call them pigs? Is there racial profiling of orangutans? And why do monkeys need cops if the monkeys won't steal for you to begin with?
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Some monkey societies are advanced enough to have police. What I want to know is, do they still call them pigs? Is there racial profiling of orangutans? And why do monkeys need cops if the monkeys won't steal for you to begin with?
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Comments (5)
For a moment there I thought this was one of your lack-of-sleep-induced rantings. I read the article, which I did find interesting, and thought of the kids I have in school. It's not to say that my kids are a bunch of monkeys, but they do tend to get more out of control when certain dominant figures are not in the classroom.
Posted by Brian | January 26, 2006 5:31 AM
Posted on January 26, 2006 05:31
Those damn, dirty apes...
Posted by Jason | January 26, 2006 12:53 PM
Posted on January 26, 2006 12:53
Well...sure. Monkey's have police. But do they have Shakespeare?
Posted by Marc | January 28, 2006 1:35 PM
Posted on January 28, 2006 13:35
That's just werid.
And just readying your post before I got to the article, I couldn't help but think, "It's thoughts like that that kept you out of the good schools."
You definately have an eye for the bizare my friend.
btw, go see Brokeback Mountain.
Posted by Jon | January 29, 2006 6:52 AM
Posted on January 29, 2006 06:52
Marc - Just give them time...
Jon - The weird part is that I did get into good schools. Re: Brokeback Mountain, is it actually good or is it Schindler's List good?
Posted by Jason | January 29, 2006 1:34 PM
Posted on January 29, 2006 13:34