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Snakes. On A Motherfucking Plane!

Adding to the list of "movies that will never be shown in-flight," Samuel L. Jackson will star this summer in "Snakes On A Plane." If you haven't heard about this piece of genius yet, you clearly don't spend as much time on the internet as I do. I couldn't do the full range of madness associated with this justice, so just punch the title into your favorite search engine and see what comes up.

I don't know about you (for broad and non-specific values of "you"), but I must see this movie. It's going to be sublime. Today, I saw the trailer. Two things to to note:

1. The opening dialogue is edited; cut a bit, if you will. What Samuel L. Jackson really must have said is "I've had it with these mother-fuckin' snakes."

2. Samuel L. Jackson shoots a snake. In the face!

Comments (6)

Lukas:

In a world where snakes can get on planes...

...One man is on a plane... with snakes!

gus:

ok so he shoots a snake on the face .... while on a plane.

talk about a recsue mission

Lukas:

You'd actually be surprised how little shooting a gun on a plane affects things, even if it pierces the hull (or a window) while pressurized. They tested it on Mythbusters.

Jason:

I don't watch enough Mythbusters. I really need to fix that.

gus:

but wouldn't shooting the gun cause the plane to be depressurized?

Lukas:

To an extent, but not the horrible explosive decompression that movies are fond of portraying. They had to set of an explosive that blew a three food diameter chunk out of the fuselage to even get close to that effect.

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